Sandwich Swap

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Two lawyers walked into a restaurant. They put their briefcases on the floor and ordered two coffees. When their coffees were served, they pulled out lunches from their briefcases.

   “Sorry,” the waitress said, “You can’t eat your own food here.”

   The lawyers looked at one another, shrugged their shoulders and swapped sandwiches.

Extra Hot

I walked into a Dairy Queen the other day and asked for a hot fudge sundae with extra hot fudge.

The girl replied, “The hot fudge only comes in one temperature, ma’am.”